Articles/Bulletins

Articles/Bulletins

Who Should Make the Coffee?

 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee on the morning of Valentine’s Day.

The wife said, ‘You should do it, because you are more of a morning person and you always get up first. If you do it then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee and we’ll both be happy.’

The husband said, ‘You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’ Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.’

Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that! Show me.’

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, ‘HEBREWS.’”

 

Some more Bible humor…

“There was once a preacher who had a little five year old daughter. Now the little girl noticed that every time her dad stood behind the pulpit, and was getting ready to preach he would bow his head for moment before he began to preach. The little girl noticed that he did this every time. 

So one day after the service the little girl went to her dad and asked him, “Why do you bow your head right before you preach your sermon?” 
“Well Honey” the preacher answered, “I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” 
The little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Then how come he doesn’t do it?”